Ok, so I was the preacher at the ordination of Karen Crosby and Jim Williams to the priesthood a few weeks back. The only picture of me delivering my sermon is, sadly, above. Come up with a caption, and put it in the 'comments' section below. I don't know what the 'winner' will get - but probably, at least, a good tongue-lashing from me!
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Picture Caption Contest
Ok, so I was the preacher at the ordination of Karen Crosby and Jim Williams to the priesthood a few weeks back. The only picture of me delivering my sermon is, sadly, above. Come up with a caption, and put it in the 'comments' section below. I don't know what the 'winner' will get - but probably, at least, a good tongue-lashing from me!
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The children's sermon always was Rick's favorite part of the service.
ReplyDelete"Close your eyes and open your mouth and you will get a big surprise" saith the Lord.
ReplyDeleteJohn Lyga St. Marks
From some of my favorite comments on from my favorite friends on Facebook:
ReplyDelete"YEAAAHHHHH BOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYY!" in flava flav's voice :) by Laura Bauer
...But when he saw the wind, he was afraid and, beginning to sink, cried out, "Lord, save me!"
Immediately Jesus reached out his hand and caught him. "You of little faith," he said, "why did you doubt?"
"Don't doubt the Loooorrrddd my brothers and sisters use faith as your floaties!" by Katie Booth
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK...LAHOMA where the wind comes sweeping down the plain.........." by Liz Brodell
A select few from St. John's in Frostburg:
ReplyDelete"If I told you once, I've told you a thousand times - Don't sleep on my time!"
"You had blasted well better believe!"
"only YOU can prevent forest fires!"
"So the dentist pulled out all my teeth except the one right in front."
"Gosh I'm sleepy."
"HE STINKETH! I say HE STINKETH!"
"Ha ha ha ha! I'll get even with you, me pretties! I'll go away - to New York! And YOU will do the funeral - by yourselves - WITHOUT TRAINING!!! OHH HA HA HA HA!"
"You heard me right: I said Ten Commandments, not Ten Suggestions!"
ReplyDeleteAhhhhhhh!!! Yep, that's a pretty high note for a guy who sings Bass 2.
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